Some Horror Movie Stuff

I'm walking from the office to the garage tonight and I hear a rustling sound. I dismiss it because it could easily just be leaves in the wind or something. I take a few more steps and hear it again. This time I turn around and look. Is someone following me? There's nobody behind me, so I keep on stepping. I hear the sound again, only this time it's a lot louder and sounds like it's getting close to me. I check again, and this time I see some movement in the trees right across the street that runs behind the job. What the heck was that? I keep walking, but now I'm looking to see if something is going to jump out at me. Yeah, I know it sounds paranoid, but it is what it is. I get a flashback of a couple of years ago when I saw 2 silver foxes posted up outside the parking garage. That night was creepy. It probably wasn't, but my memory says there was a full moon. I do remember being paralyzed by fear. Couldn't move forward, couldn't move backwards. I just stood there until they scampered off. I had another flashback of the afternoon, when someone was walking their dogs sans leash and they ran up on me. I really, really hate dogs and I swear them little beasts were barking "nigger" at me. Ol racist canines!! I was hoping that neither one of these scenarios would repeat themselves. I didn't even think of the obvious. One of my stalkers done found me and was hiding in the bushes waiting to ambush me with a gun, or a big hug or something. Wait, that's not the obvious, but you know, knowing me, it could happen. I'm a few steps from the entrance of the parking garage and I take one last glimpse at the treeline. I hear something coming closer. I see the rustling of the leaves. This is it. I wish I had a weapon of sorts, but whatever is coming at me, is gonna the ish kicked out of it if it runs up on me. I steel myself, ready for the confrontation. That's when I see it.

A cute little bunny rabbit hopped by without incident. I'm so scary. I can't believe Bambi (As Not So Anonymous pointed out I meant Thumper. Typing too fast.) had me shook like that. How embarrassing!!!