I got my haircut this morning and there was this dude that was bringing up the OLDEST gossip in the world. The thing about it..nobody was listening to him. Nobody was engaging the conversation. He just was talking and talking and talking... I have to hit the road before Jameil curses me out, so I'll just jump right to it, instead of giving you a long rambling preamble like I usually do. Here are some old stuff he brought up.
"You know Johnny Gill is ghey. All those good songs he had, and he was singing about a man. You know he and Eddie Murphy are ghey together." (Did you just discover the internet and find a gossip site from 2 years ago?)
"Ol R. Kelly got away with that statutory case. Did you see the video?Did he really pee on that poor girl? (How long ago did he get acquitted? Even Chappelle's skit was like 5 years ago.)
"You know, Rick Ross is fake. He was a prison guard. And Plies went to college. How you gonna go to college and be a goon." (Obviously, he's never heard of FAMU - take that Stace and Aretha. LOL)
"Gucci Mane going to jail again. You know him and Jeezy got beef. Gucci shot one of Jeezy's homeboys." (Yeah, back in like 5 years ago, before anybody outside of Atlanta knew who they were. How is that relevant to him going to jail now?)
"Bobby Brown got a bunch of kids out there." (Who was talking about Bobby Brown?)
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Why You Bringing Up Old Stuff?
Posted by Rashan Jamal at 12:46 PM
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thats funny. he prolly thought that he was droppin some real dirt. hahahaha
i can't believe you wrote this post before you got on the road. guess who's still getting cussed out?
Jameil,
You know he's trying to keep up with you on this 30 posts in 30 days.
I stopped reading after your slander of FAMU - the best university EVER!!!
And, I thought we were better than that.
About the barber...you should have informed him that we are nearly in 2010, and to stop talking about 2005 stuff.
Hmmm...Maybe he just came home from doin' a bid or somethin'...
::shrugs::
Wow he sounds like he was reading off a gossip column verbatim LOL and Aretha is sooo gonna get you!
Sincerely,
Go
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! OH NO AT COLLEGE + GOON in the same sentence with FAMU!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! how dare you!?!?!?
it's true. and they take 8 years to graduate. but guess what? they graduate :-)
OOOO i HATE old gossip! Hilarious that he was completely engaging himself. Sir, get YBF and a friend.
clearly dude just got out of jail! lol
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