Monday, December 14, 2009

My Embarrassing Moments Come With A Soundtrack

I think my iPod was having some fun at my expense today. 3 different times I got caught not paying attention.

1. I'm sitting in my car about to leave my apt complex. The windows are fogged up, so I'm waiting for the defrost to kick in. I plug the iPod into the adapter and hit shuffle. Cry For You by Jodeci comes on. I start singing... "Its been an hour since you been gone... and that's too long so come back home." Not paying any attention to whats going on around me. Just crooning like I can actually sing. I pull into reverse... and almost run over the Jehovah's Witness lady that was walking past my car. Sorry, didn't mean to almost kill you lady, but the Jodeci was getting good to me.

2. I'm walking from the garage to the building. Ipod still on shuffle, but now I got my earbuds in. I'm walking and bobbing my head to Public Enemy's "Rebel With A Pause." In my head, I'm rapping along. I feel my lips moving along with the song. "P.E. - s group, a crew, not singular/ we wear black wranglers... we're rap stranglers, you can't angle us.. I know you listening" And before I could finish the line, my big old foot somehow missed the curb. I didn't fall, but I definitely stumbled a little bit. I looked around to see if anyone was around. Yeah, they saw it. I just laughed and kept it moving.

3. After one of my breaks, I'm go to the bathroom to wash my hands. I still have the iPod. This time I'm listening to Masta Ace's "Beautiful" Yes, I know you have no idea who I'm talking about Jameil. The words are filling up my brain... 'This ain't hugging the block with a gat in your hand/ this is Boca Ratan on a Catamaran. With the sun beaming on you while you sat in the sand" By the time the chorus hit I was washing my face, and I was looking in the mirror. And I happened to rap the chorus out loud... "It's beautiful" Just then a dude came out of the stall. He didn't say anything, but he had this look on his face that let me know he thought I was talking about my reflection. I mean it is beautiful, but I'm not going to say it in public. LOL

I should probably give the iPod a rest tomorrow.


M said...

Ok. I literally laughed out loud on the last one. I had a visual and all. Masta Ace.....maaaaaan I remember a summer of cruisin' the streets to Born to Roll. Those were the days!

Jameil said...

ROTFL @ it's beautiful!!!!!!! HILARITY!!! You probably also licked your lips & kissed at your reflection then swagged it on out of the restroom.

Ladynay said...

Ummmm yeah don't kill nobody yah hear!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA@almost falling! Sometimes watching people trip up is funnier than seeing them fall! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You know you were talking about your reflection! Don't blame it on the ipod!

Ms. Behaving said...


Ummm...I sure hope dude doesn't work there too because if he does, I got $5 that says he's gonna look at you sideways every time he sees you from now on!

Nexgrl said...

You should probably just give singing a rest, unless you're at home.

Not So Anonymous said...

LOL at that last one. I would have definitely said something...but I understand men don't converse in the bathroom, haha

Opinionated Diva said...

lol @ Jam!!!

did he give you the dl head nod to let you know how "beautiful" you were? made me think of "twan" - gone but not forgotten yo!