Monday, December 21, 2009

I Don't Wanna Share!!!

“What’s that?”
“Raisin Bran”
“Give me some…”

“What’s that?”
“Hot tea?”
Hand extends….

“Let me taste that milkshake…”
Reluctant look on my face as I hand it over.
This is NOT a complaint. Let’s just get that out of the way now, before you all tell me how sharing is part of a relationship. I know this, man! I just found it funny. I can’t have nothing around Jameil without sharing. That’s a bit of a culture shock to someone that has lived alone for the better part of the last decade. I don’t know why I don’t just automatically just get 2 of everything. I mean, I have a man sized appetite, ummm errr greediness, so sharing just makes things unfulfilling. Who wants half a glass of orange juice? Sometimes I don’t to give her the cupcake and be left with all the frosting. Maybe I want to drink the entire bottle of wine. LOL That’s an exaggeration, but you get the point. Sharing is caring, so I always do. But I don’t have to like it!!


Tanyetta said...

Funny! Even if you were to get 2 of anything, your portion would still be the one that she wants so just give in to the system! LOL

Jameil said...

and tanyetta clearly i don't want enough for a full portion (most of the time)... sometimes i end up needing my own like that egg nog milkshake you had to snatch outta my hand last night. lololol & my bad. but i feel ok w/making you share & i love that its mostly willing.

DaniColoredGlasses said...

Getting two of everything is such a man statement. If you get two of everything it's not the a woman, you almost don't want it anymore. It's the fact that it's yours (which means its good) and it's close (read: you're the only one that had to move to get it) that makes it YumE....

♥PrettyPacino♥ said...

I agree with Dani! I'd be insulted if Christian pulled that "get two of everything" mess lol!!

You two are so cute, though!! Lol

Ladynay said...

It's kinda like having kids. They don't want it till they see you with it, and it just doesn't taste the same unless it's YOURS that they have. LOL!

Nexgrl said...

I remember times like those you described. I actually lost weight in the relationship. Everytime I said, "Can you hold this? When I returned, it would be all gone."

Adei von K said...

Too funny!

Ditto Dani; its sooooo much better cause its yours!
And even though you don't like it, I'm glad you share anyway! Awwww!

Trish said...

Too funny! I don't mind sharing within reason. What I hate is when you ask someone if they want something and answer no and then later want some of yours. I had an ex that would get mad if I didn't offer whatever I had, one time he got mad over some mints!!