Friday, October 30, 2009

Rainy Dayz

On rainy dayz I sit back and count ways
On how to get rich son,
show and prove, ask my b***h
Stood up late nights, build with my a-likes
We can pull a heist, snatch ice, or rock mics

Ghostface on Raekwon’s “Rainy Dayz” ( I think some of those lyrics may be a little off, but I don’t have time to research)
It’s another rainy day in GA. These days especially I don’t feel like going to work. I need me a side hustle. This rainy day has me brainstorming. What could I do to get rich?

I can ghostwrite for wack rappers. I used to be a rapper, but I can’t really do it anymore. The words don’t flow like they used to. When I freestyle I find myself repeating myself and coming up with words that ALMOST rhyme. That would be perfect for some of these southern rappers. I can be overly simplistic and use buzzwords like sway, candy paint, and whatever liquor is popular in the clubs. I can reference other wack rap songs in my own wack rap song. I should get on this one.

I can be a critic. Doesn’t matter what I’m criticizing: movies, music, restaurants, your face. If there’s one thing I can do it’s criticize. I have mad opinions about everything. I usually keep them to myself or the people close to me,b but if you paying, I’ll make you feel bad for a fee.

I can be a writer for SNL. I’m pretty funny and I don’t know how to end a sketch (or movie, or novel) either.

I can wait in lines for people. I’m a really good waiter. I’m patient and don’t get easily frustrated. You know how people start getting antsy after a while? That doesn’t really bother me. As long as I have an iPod, I’ll hold your place in the line at the DMV, the polling place, concert. There has to be a market for that, right?

I can be a “prove-wronger.” I love that ish. I get all cocky and belligerent! I’ll make that other person feel really small as I prove them wrong. You having an argument with someone that doesn’t use logic? You need someone to do your research, I will be relentless. And I don’t just use the first website that agrees with me. I need legitimate sources. I’m not gonna cite Sandra Rose, or TMZ, or Fox News. I’ll get credible sources. I don’t stop til I prove you were wrong and I was right.. even if I wasn’t.

I can be a food taster. I generally have a cast iron stomach. I can eat anything without getting sick. Bring on your crazy concoction and I’ll let you know what’s wrong with it or what’s right about it. Just don’t include any cantaloupe and we’re good.
I can be a blogger. I’m saying, other bloggers got paypal links on their pages. Why can’t I? Because blogging is free? That’s no excuse. I want to exploit people into paying for free stuff too!!!


Jameil said...

you're ridiculous. your face??? you can criticize someone's face??? lololol. you might have something on that line place-holder, tho.

Nexgrl said...

Post your ad and see how many takers you get.

Rashan Jamal said...

Jameil - I can criticize anything. i just want to get paid for it. LOL

Nexgrl - I'm working on my resume now. LOL