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Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Curious Case Of Jameil1922

I can’t wait to get home. By the time I get there, Jameil should waiting for me. I got a three day weekend that I get to spend with her. Then I work Monday and Tuesday, then I get to spend another week of vacation with her. AWESOME!!! I’m starting to think my co-workers have an unnatural obsession with Jameil. They can’t stop asking about her and things related to her. Maybe they think she doesn’t really exist??? Maybe they have a girl crush on her. Maybe they just want to know what kind of woman could actually put up with me. For whatever reason, they are mad curious about her.
So, as I said, she’s going to be waiting for me when I get home from work. The co workers were really curious about that one. “You mean she has a key?” Yes, she has a key. How else is she going to get in the house when I’m at work? “So you guys are serious?” Of course we are, but what does a key have to do with it? “You aren’t afraid she’s going to snoop through your stuff?” No, but if she did, she had plenty of time to do that in the last year and a half that I’ve been leaving her at my crib. “I never even gave my fiancé a key.” Well, that’s your relationship. As I recall, you didn’t get married… maybe you should have given him one. (I couldn’t resist being a jerk) Why are you so curious anyway?

Then later in the day: more curiosity. “Is your girlfriend there yet?” Nah, not yet. She should be there before I get home. “Where is she right now?” I don’t know. I imagine she’s on the highway. “She doesn’t check in with you?” What do you mean check in? “She should let you know where she is. She’s a girl driving by herself.” She’ll be fine. It’s not the first time she’s making that drive. “But if something happens, don’t you want to know where she is?” Yes, but I imagine if something happens she’ll call me then. “What if her phone isn’t working?” What do you expect me to do? Have her text message me every 5 minutes. She’s a big girl. “You should be more concerned. I’m gonna tell her to text you next time when I see her.” Okay. I’ll find out where she is when I go to break. “Tell her I was worried!” I can’t print what I was thinking, but it involved multiple curse words about nosy people.
When Jameil meets my co workers, it’s going to be a curious case. Hopefully they get all the curiosity out of the way so I don’t have to keep answering questions every day at work. Methinks they might be a little obsessed with Jameil.

9 comments:

Ginae said...

wow. i can't believe your co-workers are that into you and Jam's relationships and ask all those questions. apparently inquring minds want to know...

i take it none of them read your blog...well of course not for you to write stuff about them on here...but boy if they ever found out about it. i can only imagine..they'd be up for days trying to read every single entry in hopes of learning more about Jameil. hilarious!

Jazzy said...

those biatches are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too nosey. you'd think they met her at least once or spoke to her on the phone or something. just weird.

u and your at work stalkers yo!

♥PrettyPacino♥ said...

uugh, they're getting on my nerves and I don't even work with them lol. I've gone through the Q&A phase, though, since I'm in a LDR. People thought I was making my boyfriend up {people really do that??}... you gotta shut that ish down!

Jameil said...

Sigh. It's not easy being awesome. We're gonna have a blasttttttt!!! How are you engaged and your fiancé doesn't have a key? I'm glad y'all didn't get married. You'd be making each other miserable right now or divorced. AND the snooping thing is weird to me. Always has been but esp. with you. If I want to know I just hold your head underwater until you tell me... wait. Act like you didn't read that, internet.

Ms. Behaving said...

I'm surprised you actually answer them...

Especially when it's much more fun to just flip their nosey @sses the bird!!!

GorgeousPuddin said...

Wow! they are VERY noisy. Jameil is a SUPERSTAR!! They after info on her like the paparazzi! LOL

Adei von K said...

HAHAHA! That is too funny! They aren't concerned, they're just nosy!

I bet they think she's made up.

Nexgrl said...

I've had co-workers like that before. Saw the man once, didn't even speak to him, but all I heard was......He's really nice, you should marry him....Why doesn't he visit you @wk more often....

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