Monday, March 29, 2010

Talking To Ten People That Don't Know I'm Talking To Them

1. Yo, it’s extra gloomy outside today. Why you got on those sunglasses? Is the rain bouncing off the pavenment hurting your eyes?

2. My dude. It’s not a good idea to run up on someone at the gas station at 2:30 in the morning. You don’t know what I’m packing. Lucky for you , it was nothing. But that dude next to me looks like he got a glock. Stop begging.

3. I thought I told you about this before. Can you please stop tooting that thang up? It’s not a good thing to see, especially today when you are wearing a skirt. Cut it out.

4. Why are you speaking in Spanish, but switching to English for the curse words? You don’t know how to be vulgar en Espanol?

5. I can find a lot of things to be upset about with us changing managers, but moving your stuff is NOT really that big of a deal. If you are outraged about everything, then when you need to be outraged, no one will take you seriously.

6. #$*$* #*#*$(# $*#&#* (*@&^&$ *#*#$&*^#$9 - STUPID MOTHER TRUCKER!!! STOP RUNNING ME OFF THE ROAD!!!!

7. Yeah, let me tell you a little something about me. You aren’t going to make me do something that I don’t want to do. You can save your breath on that one. You’ll only end up frustrated.

8. I’m glad you think it’s funny… we’ll see how funny it is when the shoe is on the other foot. I.WILL.NOT.LOSE!!! It’s insulting that you think that just because you are a pushover, I’m going to be one too.

9. Hey, you… Ms. Control Freak… calm that down. You don’t run everything. You may have some pull, but you aren’t going to control whether or not I have napkins in my desk. Get back in your lane.

10. Dude, what is that on your face? Is that blood? Why you have a bloody nose? What are you like 7? Get it together Rashan (Yep, I talk to myself sometimes too.)


Keith said...

Hahahahahaha, I like this..I feel ya on all of it!

Jameil said...

as long as none of these were addressed to me & you kept them all in your head, carry on... weirdo.

♥PrettyPacino♥ said...

Lmao @ the road rage...

What does tooting that thang up mean? I'm assuming sticking your butt out, since you mentioned wearing a skirt? That's a weird phrase lol

I.WILL.NOT.LOSE. makes me thing of Ether by Nas lol

♥PrettyPacino♥ said...

*think, not thing :-)

Ladynay said...

How does the chick know what's in your desk????

Thumbs up on the post, entertaining.

Trish said...

I have the worse road rage! I swear I get a case of Tourettes Syndrome when I'm behind the wheel! The only thing I hate more than bad drivers is someone trying to MAKE me do something! Great list!

GorgeousPuddin said...

1. I know there is no sun but I did not put on eye makeup today this is my diva disguise. lol
bwhahahahahahaahaha at the rest of the list.

Adei von K said...


Not the bloody nose; you need to lay off that stuff.

I feel for the person who cut you off even though they don't know what you said about their mother

I talk to myself. A lot. I have to remind myself of a lot of things!